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3 Prophets Walk Into A Bar by jollyjack 3 Prophets Walk Into A Bar :iconjollyjack:jollyjack 5,376 1,571
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BACKFIRE!!
I was really debating whether or not I should mention this, but it's cringingly funny, despite my not coming out of it well AT ALL.
I listen to Hollywood Babble On, a thoroughly puerile show (probably one of the reasons it’s on my playlist) which is hosted by Ralph Garman and Kevin Smith. A little while back, a teacher of Garman’s kid was said to be in the audience and Garman joked that he’d better be on his best behaviour otherwise the teacher would call child protective services ‘round.
Smith’s jokingly sexual humour over the course of the show didn’t help out with this at all, AND it gave me an idea for a quick pin-up to draw….. which I did….. and which I thought, at the time, would be really funny to send to them….. which I did…. along with a gag about me drawing smutty comics…… which has come back to bite me…..
Oh, god, there isn’t a rock big enough for me to hide under.
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Posthumuous gift- Saphira288 and i-like-dragons by livinlovindude Posthumuous gift- Saphira288 and i-like-dragons :iconlivinlovindude:livinlovindude 225 92
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Shattered Frost: Chapter One
The Beginning of The End
I sat on the couch with the rest of my family, mouths agape at the earth-shattering emergency broadcast on the television, which we had the volume up loud on as to not miss a word being said. On-screen was the footage live from a news van, hell-bent on getting as far away from the bright object being filmed in the night sky as possible.
The announcer cut in, attempting to remain calm as she gave the reports. “Reports of a large amount of missiles of unknown strength have been confirmed flying over the ocean towards as-of-yet unconfirmed targets across the Scalinian nation...” There’s a pause and what sounds like shuffled paper as the screen shows different footage of the projectiles before switching to a map of the Scalinian nation, with dots, lines, and cities with crosshairs below them overlayed on top of it.
The announcer’s voice comes back in, much more panicked. “We have just received word that according to military analysis,
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I love dragons by Ghostwalker2061 I love dragons :iconghostwalker2061:Ghostwalker2061 517 0 Weird if I didn't Hear Voices by Foxxie-Chan Weird if I didn't Hear Voices :iconfoxxie-chan:Foxxie-Chan 2,739 161 I Love Dragons Stamp by Garetiem I Love Dragons Stamp :icongaretiem:Garetiem 2,730 125 Stamp: Dragons Need Love Too by FantasyStockAvatars Stamp: Dragons Need Love Too :iconfantasystockavatars:FantasyStockAvatars 1,393 158 Star Wars: The Hill Wars by 7hat1guy Star Wars: The Hill Wars :icon7hat1guy:7hat1guy 2,077 429

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Anorexia
[/] You hate your body.
[/] You have starved yourself.
[x] You have low self esteem.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[x] You need to be skinnier.
[ ] People always say you're skinny, but you think you're fat average.
[ ] People think you are way too skinny.
[x] You skip at least one meal a day. (2, sometimes)
[ ] You limit your calories or check them constantly by compulsion.
Total: 4

ADHD
[x] You are hyper most of the time.
[x] You barely pay attention to anything.
[x] You cannot cooperate with people well.
[x] You seem to never sit still.
[x] You talk all the time.
[ ] You need attention 24/7.
[/] You aren't very shy.
Total: 9.5


Bipolar Disorder
[x] You can act wild at times then the next you are severely depressed.
[x] You are very irritable.
[x] You barely get any or no sleep. (none)
[ ] You have very high self esteem at times.
[ ] You have used or abused alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[x] You have thought of/attempted suicide.
[x] You have the worst mood swings of anyone you know.
Total: 14.5


Bulimia Nervosa
[ ] You've thrown up all your food at one time.
[ ] You thrown it up even when you don't feel sick.
[x] You have little control over how you eat.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[ ] You eat fast.
[ ] You have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
[ ] People think you are way too skinny.
Total: 15.5


Conduct Disorder
[ ] You are a bully.
[ ] You threaten other people.
[ ] You often find yourself in fights.
[x] You have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[/] You are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[ ] You have raped/molested someone.
[ ] You destroy property on purpose.
[/] You always lie.
[x] You've stayed out all night.
[/] You have/attempted to run away from home.
Total: 19

Depression
[x] You are always, or normally, feel sad.
[ ] You always, or normally, are crying.
[x] You find no hope in your future.
[ ] You find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love.
[x] You always find yourself around the house or in bed all day.
[x] You are anti-social.
[x] You have low self esteem.
[x] Everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[x] Hope is no longer there for you.
Total: 26

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
[x] You have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[x] You have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[x] You have to keep things in a certain order.
[x] You have harmed yourself.
[ ] You are afraid you will get an STD, or AIDS.
[ ] You have to check some stuff over again.
Total: 29

Schizophrenia / Anxiety
[ ] You often have hallucinations or sudden memories you can't escape.
[x] You can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[x] You think people are always staring or talking about you.
[ ] You have an extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[x] You have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite/same
[x] You do not take care of your hygiene as much as others say you should.
[x] You are very shy.
[x] You often talk to yourself.
Total: 36

0-5: You're very normal.
6-15: You're fine.
16-20: You might be okay.
21-30: You have problems.
31-35: You have really bad problems. You might need to see a therapist.
36+ WOW! YOU NEED SOME HELP, NOW<<<<< umm well i'm a little bit crazy....

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Anacondaphilist Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Ty for the watch!
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lordmep Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the watch
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DaveRabbit Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch, I really appreciate it (:
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TMac2467 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2015
no prob dave your art is incredible
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DovahTheDragonborn Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Student Writer
Thank you for the watch. :3
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Bowtothedrow Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you for the watch!
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TMac2467 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014
np i was watching you for a while unofficially because i kept on forgetting to click on the watch button............
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Bowtothedrow Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
It's all good - I'm glad to know you're here now! :D
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9TailedJackal Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the +watch!
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TMac2467 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013
Np
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